Our Services
Are you on the brink of tears 69% of the time? Are you so stressed you laugh maniacally? Same. You’re in the right place! It’s our goal to provide students with the assistance and guidance we never received. It’s time to personalize your expat experience.

Chat with an unlicensed therapist!  Just kidding (or are we)?  Talk with a seasoned veteran of moving abroad to make sure you have everything in order.  In our experience, it’s incredibly calming to run your process by a professional(ish) who helps you stay on track.  There’s a lot to manage.  We have repeatedly lived the nightmare, so you don’t have to.


If you’re even looking at this section, I’m so sorry.  I deeply sympathize.  Is your visa application a confusing pile of papers in a foreign language?  Do you have access to vague, useless, and outdated instructions?  Do you not understand exactly which documents you need for your application?  We’ve been there.  This is the service for you if you answered yes to any of these questions (or even had to think about it).


Want to make sure the flat you’re interested in is legit?  We can visit and confirm (while video calling you, duh)!  We'll meet the landlord and make sure they're not creepy.  We can help you find flats and guide you through the rental process, from visitation to contract revision.  We've seen it all, and we've got your back.


FREE MONEY!  That's right, baby.  Even better than a sugar daddy.  Often times, governments have student assistance programs.  What?!  Yes, you can obtain reimbursement from, yes, the government of your host country.  Let us get you free money!


Find singles in your area!  Kidding, find the best student deals for public transportation in your city.  If you're overwhelmed by choice and want to save money (obviously to spend it on food), let us help you investigate the best options for you.  You can finally say bye to bad info and hello to sweet deals.

Paper Work

Unless you are a straight-up brilliant nerd, getting through the infinite stack of paperwork is a straight-up nightmare.  We can help you with anything in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, and Slovak.  We can definitely seduce people who speak other languages if you need help in/with one not listed!

Don't see what you're looking for? Reach out to us and we can make it work like Britney Bitch.